4.17.2009

Googlism!

Let says Google is a know-everything machine, but, do you ever wondered what do Google thinks or knows about a name or something, maybe places, goods, etc.

You can find out what Google thinks about anything.

Check Googlism here www.googlism.com

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Googlism.com will find out what Google.com thinks of you, your friends or anything! Search for your name here or for a good laugh check out some of the popular Googlisms below.”

The quoted text above is the headline of googlism.com

But, don’t be surprised if you get a “bad” result about someone or something.

Just check it out and be relaxed.

I don’t really know what is the creating purpose of this web, but I think they have a harsh sense of humor. :D .


The other meaning of Googlism

The other meaning of googlism is a religion who was founded by Matt MacPherson who lives in Ontario. Googlism worships Google as a “GOD”. And they even have nine proof to prove that Google is a God! And the other thought of Googlism is, Google is a woman, read their FAQ about this.

Oh ya, I almost forgot to tell you, they even have “The 10 Commandments of Google”.the_church_of_google

Here’s the ten Commandments :

  1. Thou shalt have no other Search Engine before me, neither Yahoo nor Lycos, AltaVista nor Metacrawler. Thou shalt worship only me, and come to Google only for answers.
  2. Thou shalt not build thy own commercial-free Search Engine, for I am a jealous Engine, bringing law suits and plagues against the fathers of the children unto the third and fourth generations.
  3. Thou shalt not use Google as a verb to mean the use of any lesser Search Engine.
  4. Thou shalt remember each passing day and use thy time as an opportunity to gain knowledge of the unknown.
  5. Thou shalt honor thy fellow humans, regardless of gender, sexual orientation or race, for each has invaluable experience and knowledge to contribute toward humankind.
  6. Thou shalt not misspell whilst praying to me.
  7. Thou shalt not hotlink.
  8. Thou shalt not plagiarise or take undue credit for other's work.
  9. Thou shalt not use reciprocal links nor link farms, for I am a vengeful but fair engine and will diminish thy PageRank. The Google Dance shall cometh.
  10. Thou shalt not manipulate Search Results. Search Engine Optimization is but the work of Microsoft.

And you know what? They do have their own celebration day! This is not funny anymore.

Check (stop) all of this insanity here www.thechurchofgoogle.com


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